Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Encyclopedia Candymanica #2
Kick-Start the Engine
|Kik' stärt' ðə' enjən|
Verb
The action of stomping down on the jaw of your enemy, whilst holding him upside-down. A complicated set of maneuvers is required to get in proper form for the finale, whose name is derived from the similar motion used to start the engine of a motorcycle or dirt bike. If done properly it will produce a 100% fatality rate.
Technique:









|Kik' stärt' ðə' enjən|
Verb
The action of stomping down on the jaw of your enemy, whilst holding him upside-down. A complicated set of maneuvers is required to get in proper form for the finale, whose name is derived from the similar motion used to start the engine of a motorcycle or dirt bike. If done properly it will produce a 100% fatality rate.
Technique:









Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Hue Bi

The vietnamse vixen who tugs on the heartstrings of some of the deadliest men in the world.
She lives a life of half truths. Haunted by her past. She tried to forget. During the war she fell in love with a soldier... She was brought to the states while in a coma, and awoke to find that she had survived a near death experience thanks to Krieg.
Hue Bi and Krieg are now an inseparable pair.
That is until Krieg begins acting strangely. Krieg hasn't quite been himself recently, and she hears talk of the man she used to love. She isn't afraid to find the truth. By any means necessary.
Friday, April 9, 2010
Encyclopedia Candymanica

Dazzmaboat
dazz-ma-boat |'dās'mə'bōt|
noun
A calculated attack on ones foe, in which, through a graceful sweep of the hand, the opponent's scrotal sac is removed.
Technique: Though the specific nuances of this complicated move are unknown to anyone other then the Candyman, and KVK. It is said that the proper flick of the wrist is the key. If done properly, the scrotum should come off with ease in a similar fashion to that of a paper towel being torn from its roll.
Though not a deadly maneuver, it is sure to dishearten your enemy.
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